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Old Mar 16, 2006, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #2901
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*feels sorry for the drunkard*
*removes the various pieces of broken furniture covering the hole*
*pulls out the man's body*
*reconsiders*
*starts shooting the man's body so that it rolls about*
*shoots it so it rolls along and trips up a load of people*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #2902
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*sighs in boredom. Picks up a newspaper, starts reading the news.*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #2903
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*rips off warkst's arm and shoves it up his ass*
*rips off his ears*
*scoops of his eyes and rips out his heart and shoves it down his throut*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #2904
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*Bleeds on you (are you mad about what I said in the other topic? )*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:43 PM // 15:43   #2905
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"Boredom in a Bar Room Fight eh?"
*Ignites Warkst's newspaper*
*Shoves the burning newspaper down his pants*
*Grabs Warkst*
*Tosses him right into King Symeon's line of fire*
*Warkst is riddled with bullets and crashes loudly to the floor*
"Have yourself a nice day now"

(ops. sorry Warkst, you got double-whammied.)
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:45 PM // 15:45   #2906
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What's up with the destruction everywhere.

*Uses haX to turn on god-mode. Pauzes the game. Kickbans all current players for life*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:45 PM // 15:45   #2907
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*walks over and pisses on warkst's body*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48   #2908
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you can't, you've been kickbanned, for life.

*Reboots the server.*

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*Reads a book in the park, but keeps a hand on his revolver, just to be sure...*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #2909
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this is no game boy

*shoots warkst in the eye*

"if you can't handle the fight get out of the dam bar"
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #2910
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I thought you scooped out my eyes?

*Dodges and grabs a SPAS 12 (shotgun, if you didn't know) Rolls forward through your legs and blasts the back of your head with bullets.*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #2911
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**gets explosive nuke and feeds it to warkst**
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #2912
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YAY ^^

*takes Supolax, shits out the nuke, wraps it in a present paper, gives it to Stalker Haras. Ties him to a chair... Enjoy^^*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #2913
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*Meditates, sets phasers to disrupt, and blasts the crap out of everyone.*
*Sets personal shield harmonics to full strength*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #2914
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*travels back in time and nukes the world from a space ship. Héhé.*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #2915
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**hands the nuke to warkst and hides behind Retributions chair, then shanks him from behind**

pwnt?
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:41 PM // 16:41   #2916
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this game is too absurd.
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #2917
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*turns around, Grabs stalker, and breaks his neck.*
*Takes out his katana's and impales his body to the floor.*
"That'll teach you to mess with me!"
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #2918
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**runs around pointing and lauching at retribution**

Clones ftw!
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 04:44 PM // 16:44   #2919
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*shoots the sun*
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Old Mar 16, 2006, 05:13 PM // 17:13   #2920
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*makes a new sun out of construction paper and crayons*
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